The Memoirizer

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The time has come for you to create your own memoir. Now, through the magic of the Internet, you can simply fill out the form below, and the Memoirizer will write a blurb for your memoir. Then you can send it to your friends or post on your blog, MySpace, etc.

Essential Information for Your Memoir

First Name:
Last Name:

Gender: Female Male Other

Spouse: Husband Wife Partner

Would you like your memoir to be:
Somewhat True
Not True At All
Completely True
In your memoir would you like to be:
More heroic than you actually are
More villainous than you actually are
Exactly the same as you actually are
In your memoir, would you like to have:
A Troubled Relationship with Your Parents
A Troubled Relationship with Your Spouse and Children
No Troubled Relationships
In your memoir, would you like to be:
Sexually Inadequate
Sexually Voracious
Sexually Average
In your memoir, would you like to be addicted to:
Alcohol
Prescription and/or Illegal Drugs
Nothing
In your memoir, in order to pay for your addiction, would you like to take money from your:
Wife's Purse
Child's College Savings Account
If I Have to Drink or Do Drugs in My Memoir, I'll Just Put a Little Money Aside Each Week and Pay for It That Way
In your memoir, after being caught stealing to pay for your addiction, would you like spend time in:
Prison
Rehab
At Home, in Bed, Reading a Novel or Watching Television
In your memoir, would you like to find redemption in:
The Lord
Therapy
I Don't Believe in Redemption
Would like to make sure your readers know that your memoir is:
An Uplifting Story about the Power and Resiliency of the Human Heart
A Cautionary Story about the Power and Resiliency of the Human Heart
I Trust That My Story Is Good Enough and That My Readers Will Be Smart and Sensitive Enough to Know What They Might or Might Not Get Out of My Memoir Without My Having to Tell Them

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The Memoirizer

Essential Information for Your Memoir

Would you like your memoir to be:

In your memoir would you like to be:

In your memoir, would you like to have:

In your memoir, would you like to be:

In your memoir, would you like to be addicted to:

In your memoir, in order to pay for your addiction, would you like to take money from your:

In your memoir, after being caught stealing to pay for your addiction, would you like spend time in:

In your memoir, would you like to find redemption in:

Would like to make sure your readers know that your memoir is: